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Real Problems

26 Dec

Spinning for weeks on end by whiny pinners

Described as “curly hair problems”

Pinterest fact:  If you want to be a whiny pinner, too, but don’t have curly hair, there are also boards like this for short girls, white girls, black girls, tall girls, fat people, and canadians.  I’m sure there are more, those are just a few I found.

starving in a tiny village.  your house burning down.  driving all the way to which wich only to get back to work and discover you were given the wrong sandwich.  those, my friends, are problems.  picture day with curly hair?  not a real problem. 

Please Kick the Bucket Lists: Part Two

21 Dec

Spinning for long enough to make me feel really good about myself for not having a bucket list board

Described as “Bucket List”

Pinterest Fact: the median age for pinterest bucket list pinners is 13  (I hope)

a sample pack of the bucket list of lowest possible expectations.  someone go to the nearest street corner and buy that poor girl a starbucks coffee

Please Kick the Bucket Lists: Part One

20 Dec

Spinning for long enough to annoy the crap out of me

Described as “Bucket List”

Pinterest Fact: I don’t care about every single thing you’ve ever wanted to do in your life

Submitted by: my fab sis n’ law Heather

these can fall into the category of offensive, ridiculous, or just plain ol’ not something you can control about your life so its dumb to make it a goal.  there i said it, dumb, dumb, dumb.  please stop pinning these…..pleeeeeeeeeeease, i’ll get an eskimo to give you a puppy for a present if you do

The Death of Keep Calm

12 Dec

Spinning for entirely too long

Described as “keep calm and”… any action you, your mom, your 2 year old, or even your dog can think of

Pinterest fact:  everyone on planet earth has seen these

keep calm poster.  1939-2011.  rip.

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