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Soda Bottle Sprinkler

7 Mar

Spinning for 90 repins

Described as “Soda bottle as sprinkler – smart idea!”

Pinterest fact:  some pinners are unwilling to spend $5 on a store bought product if they can find a way to hand make a crappy version of it on pinterest

forget the wiggling sprinklers, super soakers and slip n slides – all the kids in the neighborhood flock to the house with the duck taped sprite bottle on the water hose.  it’s usually the same yard with the mom on the porch in curlers.

Fancy Ketchup

2 Mar

Spinning for 6 repins

Described as “Sterling Silver Ketchup Sleeve”

Pinterest fact:  there is apparently also a sterling silver tabasco sauce sleeve incase you’re interested

perfect way to dress up your ketchup for a fancy dinner party.  you know, the kind of fancy dinner party that requires ketchup.

Naked Pregnant Art

13 Feb

Spinning for 22 repins

Described as “Amazing.”

Pinterest fact:  This was pinned to several “Baby Shower Idea” boards. 

i’m sorry to do this to you on a monday – but imagine finding this image of your mom 30 years later.  pregnant.  naked.  and body painted.  with a giraffe.  you’re welcome.

Trapped Doll

10 Feb

Spinning for 10 days

Described as “Vintage Doll Trapped in Magic Storm Wax Vial”

Pinterest fact:  This was on a board titled “Things I Adore”

so unless this girl is pinning from inside an institution, she is living alongside the rest of us.  i’m going to buy a stranger danger whistle.

Water Proof Shower

8 Feb

Spinning for 47 repins

Described as “Put Rain-X on your Shower Doors to Make Water Bounce Right Off”

Pinterest fact:  Among the boards this was pinned to are “Wanna Make” and “Favorite Sayings”

if you think this is a good tip, i have an even better one for you – shower doors were made to get wet.  you’re welcome.

Flower Pups

6 Feb

Spinning for about a day and 10 repins

Spinning for 3 repins

Pinterest Fact: people like cute things made out of more cute things to look cute

nothing says i’m thinking about you like a gift basket of flowers…that look like a dog that got its face blown off

Scary Nursery

3 Feb

Spinning for 35 repins

Described as “luv the fake heads”

Pinterest fact:  This is what nightmares are made of.

so, we are all aware that this sight in the middle of the night would even make grown ups pee their pants, right?  the real question though is now that we know at least 35 people are thinking about decorating their nurseries this way, what are we going to do about it???

Don’t Mess With My Ice Cream

3 Feb

Spinning for 8 days

Described as “lce Cream Potatoes… looks like potatoes, but is actually ice cream.”

Pinterest fact:  This board was entirely devoted to prank foods that look like other food.

heed my warning:  if try to trick me by giving me mashed potatoes with my dinner but it’s actually ice cream on the same plate as my pot roast – i will kick you. 

Fabric Mousepad

31 Jan

Spinning for 6 repins

Described as “I do need a mousepad”

Pinterest Fact: thankfully this mousepad requires Modge Podge to make it

ya, I need a mousepad too, for when i jump in my delorean, hit 88 mph and go back a decade

Mermaid Hero

30 Jan

Spinning for 3 days

Described as “.”

Pinterest fact:  This was pinned to one pinner’s “Heros” board along with John Wayne.  (She spelled “heros” that way, not me.)

let’s see, who are my heroes?  rosa parks?  no.  mother teresa?  nah.  i’m gonna go with john wayne and a fat mermaid.

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